but. did they already tell you your chores around here? well, allow me to list them, sir. as a newbie, you 'must' drive round to all the members houses (in some cases a plane or ship trip is definitely called for) and wash, wax and clean out our vehicles (in my case, a new paint job is required as well, so hope you're handy with a spray-gun.)
secondly, you must spit shine our combat/flying boots for an entire month...or combat/flying boot equivilents...ie, tennis shoes/loafers/sandels/flip-flops.
third, while performing the first two above, you must clean out and up our personal computer/gaming rooms, straighten them up nicely now, arrange everything perfectly and neatly and especially layout and label the fire-trap mess of cords/electrical connections/power strips/USB cables and such 'behind' our computer desks. sadly, in my case, much new equipment 'will' have to be purchased 'out of pocket' by you, so bring EXTRA cash when you get 'round to my casa.
also, we have weapons needing cleaning and bore-sighting, so bring your gun cleaning kits and sighting tools.
that's all that's on my list, but rest assure the others 'may' have more chores. chin up, and don't think we're picking on just you. its something we all had to do, and in my case as a newbie member, its still a work in process.
do sort of hurry on that 'room' cleaning thingy...as i've misplaced my joystick and throttle atop my flying desk (its somewhere in the pile) and would like to fly again soonest.
WELCOME TO THE FIGHTIN' IRISH, lad! well, done.
Beowolff
