Anyone up for another Lock On session soon?

Good one!

An Irishman, a brit, a Scotsman and an Australian walked into a pub.

"What's this?" said the barman. "Some kind of a joke?"

For those of you who were present during my last so-called flying session... you're not allowed to tell anyone about it... 8) My word! I'm not near as good as I used to be (which I hopefully was :oops:)... to old, to stupid, to drunk.. nobody knows.. but I DO know that if there's any training going ...

Hehe... good one :) Made me think of a few other similar lists... Rules of Combat USMC 1. Bring a weapon. Preferably, bring at least two. Bring all of your friends who have weapons. Bring their friends who have weapons. 2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expen...

Ha! I got the first one at least... Duh!... Can I write it here? Isn't there any spoiler tags in this forum? Well, electric powererd trains don't leave smoketrails... if they're not burning or are full of jamaican's puffing... 8) Am I right? The other one is probably of the same kind.. but can't fig...

LMAO :lol: :lol: Just came to think of something now... How come every single thread always end up like this?..hahaha... Hehe.. I've never been in the states.. but by the sound of you lads, I probably wouldn't survive 2 minutes.. swamps, gators, snakes, chainsaw massacres... :lol: creepy stuff... :l...

Just couldn't help myself... Sorry lads... but this is a snake as well... And not any snake... The ones here that have lived during the glorious 80's will recognize him in a heartbeat.. :lol: He's my hero... :lol: http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/4990/snake11gu0.jpg And this one...:lol: :lol: :lol: ...

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't the US use some sort of floating bomb that was supposed to be dropped by air and explode near the bridge? It wasn't succesful I guess. Hum... could you be thinkin about one of those "dam busters" or whatever they're called? You know one of these (behold ...

:( No pink and fluffy hand-cuff´s? I think it's ok as long as you are dressed like a maid and wear high heels... Hum... wait... that wasn't a sight I wanted my brain to visualize... :lol: But anyhoo, try it.. you might like it...I did :lol: *Podge hopes that no one has seen him struggling up and do...

1. Make a public holiday just to drink beer. Already got it here.. sort of...:P 4. Import all dem sexy South American chicks. Oh yeah! I'm moving to the "US and A" (to quote Borat) if so...:D 5. Export all of our oil wealth to Ireland. Yeah! That made me totally agree with you.. don't for...

Correctamundo! thanx

*Podge surfes over to google to do some serious image searching*

Falcon you evil evil naughty boy *brings out the whip and a can of whipped cream.. nevermind...* :lol: Anyhoo, why bother with the rodent.. to much hassle makin meatboools of it.. use this wee one.. http://img134.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-9138/loc333/29976_675310_122_333lo.jpg he's already curled...

Fenian, I speak swedish as well, and you even managed to confuse me...haha... imagine how confused the non-swedish speakin lads must be...hehe... But hey, it's good with some language lessons here, since it's a really international bunch

aah, I actually remember Bordello of Blood.. with Corey Haim and that awesome redhaired chick.. she's so hot! :beg: Angela something I think... Haha... you see, now we have something to like David for, he kept his chest hair... cheers to the Hassel Meister...:lol: Bet he was born with it also...&quo...

:lol: who the **** is Nicole Eggert? From Gaywatch? speakin of baywatch and what happened to people... anyone knows what happened to Erika Eleniak (The girl with the gigantic eye brows).. perhaps she got eaten by them.. her apartment is now only a big furball of eyebrows... and somewhere deep down t...