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German = sausage.


Your new name is "Beer Sausage"!

The real joy is knowing it's your friends that are killing you!

Welcome, m8!

brew's on you!

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Rules are for sausages...

Rules may disagree. Should it not be "sausages are for Rules"?

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one memory I'll take to the grave is appearing on Diamondvision in Shea Stadium during a Mets/Marlins game doing a Beavis and Butthead impression! I have the photos to prove it. They're kept in an envelope

So who imitated Beavis? *leaves only a puff of smoke during hasty exit*

...cut his wife in half as an encore?

The Irish daughter.... The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her; " Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don'...

...to get the FIP shoulder patch on my virtual warrior self?

I perforce use one at work and it sucks!

...that Falcon has been on the TS "Default" channel for well over 9 hours. I tuned in, but didn't hear any "C'mon, honey! PLEASE can I have the computer back?" :D :lol: Since the Easter bunny is just around the corner... How about springing for a Dell for the wife, dude? :lol: :l...

Conrad has the best server on the net!

Great collection of mods and maps!

...would be glad to have ye aboard, m8! Enjoyed flying with/against ye Sunday and hope for more. Your resignation letter was well thought out, carefully presented, eloquently executed, totally lacking in porno with circles and arrows and a description under each picture, but you made your point with...

Honesty's got a real feel for it!

BTW, Belated MC & HNY to both of ye!

Dear Mr. Spitsfire, I am currently suffering from a dearth of skins due to the singular stupidity of the guy *cough* who currently manages my PC. He *cough* managed to lose all my saved skins during a recent format. My current number is 24, and I've saved enough from my paper route to buy you a beer...

If the Minnesotans want aged mudbugs they can get 'em at any Walmart!

Look for the "Barnard's" brand from Mererro.


Odeds are they've been thawed somewhere between LA and MN, so I hope they have strong stomachs!

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We were known as the Irish Free Rangers.

You sure it wasn't the Irish Fried Chickens?