Camera pans slowly down a line of judges sitting at a large table. The first, adjusting his "Hi! I'm :FI:Crazy!" pin, takes a sip of water and gives a thumbs-up.

The PA clicks on: "Mr. Crazy has voted aye!"

The camera pans down the line to...

My German comrade,

could you possibly translate the following verse?

99 Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich fuer schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen: Krieg und wollten Macht
Mann, wer haette das gedacht
Dass es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons

Danke!

Sad but true Zeke m8 Can't imagine why she wouldn't be leaping at the opportunity to see the world!

I'm proud to say that I actually have another Forever Combat story in the works, can't wait to send it in

Zeke and Beo aboard... the times are good for the :FI:!

Welcome aboard!

That was me

Apparently, a Neo-Nazi group in Germany that attended the ceremony wants "revenge" for the bombing...

Thanks Gen, it's important that we remember things like this, lest we repeat them.

to all the innocent casualties of this and other mindless bombings

This is one of the amazing but true stories of WWII The Evaders By Roman Turski I was born in Poland, where before the last war religious intolerance was not uncommon. In spite of my father’s objection to my participation in anti-Semitic demonstrations in Warsaw, I often heaved stones at windo...

I'm flattered m8. Thanks!

Although, yon Irish Mustang is surely a thoroughbred

Hey, it's the Zekeman!!

Welcome back m8! How's that latest book of yours coming?

I think it's quite obvious what happened here. You were kidnapped by the infamous..... Dark Helmet!!!

Hot damn Beo, it's been awhile! Looks like a fun mission m8


When you get a chance mosey on over to Forever Combat, you'll find that I'm not dead as far as story writing goes

Erm, Sapper




Right, I'll get my coat

Indeed it's based off of mine. Nice work Falcon!

:FI:Falcon wrote:a sheep flavored air freshener!

A sheep-flavored air freshener, eh?

But I always got in trouble when I ate air fresheners as a child