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by AltarBoy
Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:38 pm
Forum: Off-Topics
Topic: First post.
Replies: 18
Views: 3951

...and beware Heleogo's hand itches among other places :lol:

I meant Heinekin beer...doh!
by AltarBoy
Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:33 pm
Forum: Off-Topics
Topic: Oxymorons
Replies: 71
Views: 13638

Damn cats! My neighbour has some cats that jumped on my new car and put some scratches on the paint job. :x Cultures sure are strange. Over here when your hand scratches it's sign you're coming into money. Other places that results in you putting your hand to find the G-Spot (just ask Gurb). :lol:
by AltarBoy
Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:56 pm
Forum: Off-Topics
Topic: Oxymorons
Replies: 71
Views: 13638

Hey, Falky I can still continue you know. I just don't want you and Brittney Spears in the SAME loony bin at the SAME time. :lol:

<runs>
by AltarBoy
Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:56 pm
Forum: Off-Topics
Topic: Telemarketing?
Replies: 5
Views: 1926

Thank you Mr. Airway for that insight into Homer Simpson. Now, the Family Guy.....? :lol:
by AltarBoy
Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:49 pm
Forum: Off-Topics
Topic: Oh dear...
Replies: 21
Views: 4834

Mr. Airway wrote:
Was ist denn hier los? Da Sheep
Mr. Airway don't speak in Italian! :lol: :lol: :lol:
by AltarBoy
Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:40 pm
Forum: Off-Topics
Topic: G Spot locator --- and its nothing to do with radar
Replies: 6
Views: 1653

Like we say in cricket- 2 fine legs and a deep gully. Ok, I'm outta here! :lol:

Altar-Wash out yer filthy mouth with Lifebuoy Soap!-Boy
by AltarBoy
Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:36 pm
Forum: Off-Topics
Topic: First post.
Replies: 18
Views: 3951

Well, he started off half-drunk so that's a plus. :lol: Warm welcome to the world-famous FI Squadron. Thanks to Mr. Airway for roping in, erm, uh, ahem, I mean inviting you here. Lots of nice imformative folks here and not a few crazies of which I'm a proud member. This site is one of the best IL2-r...
by AltarBoy
Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:27 pm
Forum: Off-Topics
Topic: Oxymorons
Replies: 71
Views: 13638

My FI New Year's Resolution: I will stop teasing Falcon. You can push a joke only so far. I had fun though.

Me and my big mouth. You'll know I'm in the FM. Now I have to snuff you guys out. :lol: Where's Unka Guido?

Altar-I know where the Holy Grail is- Boy.
by AltarBoy
Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:34 pm
Forum: Off-Topics
Topic: For you beer drinkers
Replies: 10
Views: 2321

Ok, so who is the hobo with the mullet and the hard hat?

<runs> :badgrin:

Man, I just luv being bad! :lol:
by AltarBoy
Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:09 pm
Forum: Off-Topics
Topic: Oxymorons
Replies: 71
Views: 13638

Well, Mac I pick on Falcon 'cause he's a ........... As a member of the Free Masons I'll take this secret to the grave. But he'll never know what hit him. BWAHAHAAAAA! :badgrin:






Edited by the Master Mason
by AltarBoy
Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:04 pm
Forum: Off-Topics
Topic: How to marshall Jets!
Replies: 1
Views: 1006

Ah, the great nocturnal feline rises again. :lol:

Nice clip.
by AltarBoy
Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:34 pm
Forum: Off-Topics
Topic: Oxymorons
Replies: 71
Views: 13638

Awriiight for Mrs. Falcon! Did she do an aeroplane drop kick on yer butt Falky? :lol: Erm, will she accept US$5,000 for her troubles?

Altar- I'm in der money- Boy. :lol:
by AltarBoy
Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:24 pm
Forum: Off-Topics
Topic: Telemarketing?
Replies: 5
Views: 1926

Ok, let me get this right... a 'Flaming Homosexual' is a sexual man on fire...right? :lol:
by AltarBoy
Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:04 pm
Forum: Off-Topics
Topic: For you beer drinkers
Replies: 10
Views: 2321

Ok, let me see if I got this right....

....Willie is a Flasher?

Oh, God my eyes! :shock: :-8 :O~ :CX
by AltarBoy
Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:53 pm
Forum: Off-Topics
Topic: Oh dear...
Replies: 21
Views: 4834

Actually cockfighting is illegal here in Trinidad. But I heard those fowls could get real nasty in the fight pen. But let's move on this Cock and Bull (or should it be cow?) is getting perverse.