Tactical

I'm impressed.

Good site you have there old bean.

What time (GMT) do you all usually fly?

Baders.

Stovies,

as the mathematician said " you can work it out with a pencil " might f!(k your screen up though.

Sorry to be so little help.

Mick said:

Anyway i'm 27 with long flowing clover green hair, I live in a large golden pot at the end of a rainbow

Mick, ah dinnae ken how tae tell ye this!

ur ye sittin doon?

Ye soond as though y'u'll fit right in hereaboots.

Sum folk jist huv nae luck.

Welcome.

Good to hear your all well Falc.

It'll take time but things will get back to normal, evenually.

Happy Birthday to the missus and keep yer pecker up!!!

Baders

Well its almost apologies all round.

Almost!!!!!!!!!!!

Baders.

I'll try to remember to login next time I post!

Guess auld age is catching up wae me.

Baders

Gurb, deep breathes mate. Have a few glasses of Red and things will mellow out. Lol, btw Gurb I wouldn't mind my Granny slipping me a bit of toungue every other weekend, hell every weekend would be good for me. If I'm allowed to marry my cousin surely I can be very friendly with my Granny without th...

oops just noticed you didn't want to be called a traditionalist.

Sorry mate you're a

Tradionalist?

Again happy to oblige m8

Baders

Eh!

Gurb you're a

Traditionalist

happy to oblige.

Baders

Spits check out Dabs.

ATI 9800 pro with 128mb at around £80/£90. You can't do better than that.

IMHO.

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Welcome aboard m8.

I'm sure you'll fit in okay.

Just complete the tests that out perm/temp recruiting officer will set you and you'll be "In like Flynn"

<Groan>

Bet you seen that one comin!

Sorry for stating the bleedin obvious L.F but re-join with a new name and password.
(thats what I had to do)

Best of luck.