How can you pass a and not feel any stirrings downstairs.

Thats unatural!

You may have some trouble passing the tests if this is in fact the case Gadje.
(I'm assuming you're Scottish so me thinks you must be fibbing)

We'll have to see.

These four guys are all going to go blind.

They need to control there left hands better!?

...he speaks of the Russian Condom. A crude device made of Tongue Depressors and Tape. Proven very effective in that by the time the male finishes making it, the target of his desire has either moved on to more fertile fields, or died in place waiting for him to finish. Conversely, those that actua...

LEARN TO FLY, OK?????

Be carefull though it don't work as a prophylactic unless you apply flame and believe me that can be very painfull.

Just a word to the wise.

Fenian said

explain the *other* uses of teflon tape in less that 100 five letter words....

Hint:-
it can be used as a de-sensitiser and splint at the same time

just a thought.

Great stuff Gadje. You are so right, its just a game, only a game, a very good game, but still only a game. I laugh at some of the nonesense you see on the UBI boards, especially when I see some guys slagging off a new guy by saying "learn to fly" WHAT, while sittin on ur arse in front of ...

You absolutely sure you want to join Arne_and? :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: not havin' second thoughts? if not you've found your home. :lol: :lol: :lol: Okay Fen you can put them all back in the little box now! The voices in my head had a lot of trouble following the play!!! But hey, they're sh!t c...

Will be good to have a fellow sheep admirer in the squad.

Salute! from Scotland where men are men and sheep are terrified!

Told you you'd be back.

I'm sooo smug when I'm right!

Cider I feel for you man (why do i have to call layers for eg. a wall "tr3_45tzu_878wg_uz9" and not "wall") You see they need to standardise things, thats normal. But they can't just call it "wall" because thats too simple, anyone can call a layer used for walls "w...

I'm sure I've seen you around Zekeman. A most unusual name.

Anyhows welcome to our eh, hmm whatumacallit, thingymibob.

Welcome, welcome.

The flying Dutchman on the ground and no smoke coming from him. That can't be our Dutchman!

Well if the problem is your computer shutting down then I would advise you don't try to start PF.

If the problem is that you want to play PF on your computer then I've got to say "Dont ask me I don't know Sh!t"

Thems pretty good hobbies you list there. I am especially fond of W,W,W,Wainscoting and of course


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