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Dear Unkey Fen

I've been having problems with my mistress Parsley (shes a sheep), shes adorable, loving, snuggly and warm - shes the quiet and thoughtful type, doesn't really have much to say and is happy go lucky (unlike my misses). Is it love? can love between a man and a sheep really happen?

Well, I really think I love Parsley.. and should I tell my misses?

Please help, confused

NC

I mean..

Anon

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use rubber!

your wife proabably already knows.

Sheep have a very obvious smell which tends to cling to one's clothing (according to Helo).

If you value your marriage, you will sacrifice your sheep dipping activities and confine your parsley munching periods to dinner time

The authorities are on to you....