The three step method to becoming an Irishman
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 8:27 pm
Fellow flyin' folk!
Due to the flood of new member candidates in the last month,
over 20 since the end of March,
and a drop-out rate of over 50%,
we have raised the bar
and raided the bar
on membership qualifications.
No longer can you become a Fightin' Irishman just with your good looks
and a friendly Guinness
now the prospective Erin must fly with the mates
and be proven worthy.
This is taken from the new application:
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Book of Shiela; V:9-20
"... before you become a member of the staggeringly stupendous "Fightin' Irish Squadron" you will perform for me these tasks three ere you won't get in y'see?
1. Write a "Hello" post to all the lads in our "OFF TOPIC" Forum. As an honored guest you may visit and post in all forums except the "Squadron" forum. Tell them who you are, where you live and explain in detail your feelings about life, flying and wainscoting.
2. Task two proved to be too difficult with the mates; what with all the thinkin' and considerin' and brain stuff so we took it out ...
3. Keep in touch with us in our Forum. Feel free to join in any discussions and speak your mind. Learn when and where and how to get on line with us for a bit of flying. There is no hurry in this. We will be happy to help get you going if you need any sort of help.
4. Fly with us; Wednesdays, Saturdays, Sundays, whenever. We will then have at you and scientifically analyze your target potential.
5. Finally, once you have at least one good on-line session with us, write back to me and let me know your feelings and what name/handle/callsign you'd like, remind me where you live and if you would like a specific squadron number.
A "good on-line session" doesn't necessarily mean successful. If you are still having technical problems, scheduling problems, TeamSpeak problems, whatever, the main thing the lads want to see is that you seem willing to give it a good try and that the Fightin' Irish and you will make good mates.
If everything goes well, your plea will then be put before the "Green Man" and your spiritual energy levels will then be evaluated.
During this period, it may be a good idea to pet a tree."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This means that your opinions and observations of our new candidates are very important.
I'll be listening in on how the flying sessions went and taking any *private*e-mail you have about the new lads.
Thanks for your help,
Falcon
IFalkon@AOL.com
Due to the flood of new member candidates in the last month,
over 20 since the end of March,
and a drop-out rate of over 50%,
we have raised the bar
and raided the bar
on membership qualifications.
No longer can you become a Fightin' Irishman just with your good looks
and a friendly Guinness
now the prospective Erin must fly with the mates
and be proven worthy.
This is taken from the new application:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Book of Shiela; V:9-20
"... before you become a member of the staggeringly stupendous "Fightin' Irish Squadron" you will perform for me these tasks three ere you won't get in y'see?
1. Write a "Hello" post to all the lads in our "OFF TOPIC" Forum. As an honored guest you may visit and post in all forums except the "Squadron" forum. Tell them who you are, where you live and explain in detail your feelings about life, flying and wainscoting.
2. Task two proved to be too difficult with the mates; what with all the thinkin' and considerin' and brain stuff so we took it out ...
3. Keep in touch with us in our Forum. Feel free to join in any discussions and speak your mind. Learn when and where and how to get on line with us for a bit of flying. There is no hurry in this. We will be happy to help get you going if you need any sort of help.
4. Fly with us; Wednesdays, Saturdays, Sundays, whenever. We will then have at you and scientifically analyze your target potential.
5. Finally, once you have at least one good on-line session with us, write back to me and let me know your feelings and what name/handle/callsign you'd like, remind me where you live and if you would like a specific squadron number.
A "good on-line session" doesn't necessarily mean successful. If you are still having technical problems, scheduling problems, TeamSpeak problems, whatever, the main thing the lads want to see is that you seem willing to give it a good try and that the Fightin' Irish and you will make good mates.
If everything goes well, your plea will then be put before the "Green Man" and your spiritual energy levels will then be evaluated.
During this period, it may be a good idea to pet a tree."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This means that your opinions and observations of our new candidates are very important.
I'll be listening in on how the flying sessions went and taking any *private*e-mail you have about the new lads.
Thanks for your help,
Falcon
IFalkon@AOL.com