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Got a conundrum. HELP!!!

Post by Menace » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:14 pm

I may have to pick between an eighteen year old for a girlfriend, or a gal with two kids, five and three, who's twenty one. I like each of them, but I'm almost thirty for pete's sake!

Bonus, both of them are pretty good looking. Alright, gourgeous.


What is the lesser of two evils?


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Post by :FI:Falcon » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:18 pm

Woman: Base evil = 10pts

Kid: Base evil = 25 pts

Therefore:

(1) Woman = 10 pts evil

(1) Woman + (2) Kids = 60 pts evil

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pick option one
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Let me put this another way....

Post by :FI:Fenian » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:04 pm

Are you ugly and smelly?

If you can answer no to both of the above you have a reasonable chance of hanging on to one of these girlies.

Children are wonderful creatures when they are your own. Everyone elses are annoying little wretches, generally speaking.

If you take on the woman with the kiddies you have to take on the kiddies too. If you are 'serious' this requires you working very hard, sleeping very little and throwing half (if not 80%) of your salary in that direction every month. Still sounds good? She must be a stunner.

THe 18-year old would be nice to have for a few weekends. They are generally high maintenance and undependable. You are 30.

I'd take both :)
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Is her name Candy?

Post by :FI:Moog » Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:55 am

Candy is randy but to lick her is quicker.
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Post by :FI:Mefisto » Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:28 am

hmmmm i wonder what uncle fenster would advice,

if you need stability and something for longer run gate no. 2

fun almost only, no commitments but in some time realising you do not have a thing to talk about - in case she is not extraordinary girl gate no.1
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Post by Guest » Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:54 pm

#1 is currently taking Navigation Cadet training, I've run into her Dad a couple of times, He's a Halifax Pilot.

#2 is going into geriatrics with an emphasis on long term care. And she lives about 4 clicks up the road to me.

Both are pretty extraordinary.

Ah what the heck. You're only young once, might as well see where things are going with either of them before I make a decision. I'm just not used to the attention of a couple of pretty young things, been a while since the divorce.
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Hmm...

Post by :FI:Fenian » Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:04 pm

As long as they don't know each other.... ;)

Face it m8... the 18-year old will leave your wrinkly ass in a few months. The older girl with the kiddies - she may too :lol: But my experience is that women with kids are slow to take any chance with a new guy unless he's potential father material - and then only if they feel he'll stick around.

And I can understand that..... the kiddies will always come first, as they should. If you like her kids, then you're halfways there....

Tough call though... :lol:

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Fen proffered...

Post by :FI:Heloego » Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:47 am

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As long as they don't know each other.... Wink
On the other hand...

...once you get to know them well enough you may decide to introduce them to each other. :D
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Post by :FI:WillieOFS » Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:00 pm

I thought you got conundrums at the drug store or from those machines on the wall at the gas stations.. :oops:
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Post by :FI:IceFrog » Sat Dec 10, 2005 6:58 pm

:FI:Falcon wrote:Woman: Base evil = 10pts Kid: Base evil = 25 pts
does this number system work for the one you are already married to :?: or do you have to times it by the years :cry:
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Post by :FI:Fenian » Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:43 pm

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Post by :FI:Falcon » Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:38 pm

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Post by :FI:IceFrog » Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:13 am

:FI:Falcon wrote:Woman: Base evil = 10pts

Kid: Base evil = 25 pts
Ok let’s see how this works then.
One women= 10pts
Three daughters (women just the same)= 75pts
Three sons= 60pts (only 20pts ea)
Grandkids I would say are free
So that’s 145pts, now times 8,030= 1,164,350,,,,,,,,, wow that’s about how money I’ve spent so far
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It add's up

Post by MikeVictor » Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:05 pm

18 + 21 = 39. So date them both, It'll be like going out with an older woman.

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Post by Nightcat » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:30 am

Take the 18 year old, she'll be young and naive - you can train her to do stuff! and she'll be clueless somewhat. When I say "stuff" I mean "things" and when I say "things" I mean "stuff" ;)

Age vs Experience, remember the two bulls? Young bull says "Hey dad, I'm gonna run down this field and shag that cow!" Father Bull says "No no son, lets walk down and shag them all" which kinda brought me back to the mother didn't it, I think it did...oh well.. why can't I be as smart as Unkie Fenster :?

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