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my idea...

Post by :FI:Cider » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:02 pm

Dear unkle Fenster!

After a little working-accident (brick fell on my unsheltered head) an idea grew in my mind which leads us to COMPLETE WORLD DOMINATION!

(insert dramatic chord here)

I`ll lay out the plan for you, maybe you can give me some help or remind me about things i`ve forgotten.


A rough estimate tells us that 3-5% of the english speaking people have "Miller" as their second name. (In Austria it's Mueller and we have about the same percentage).
So, with a bit of sly marriage-politics we can change the second name of ALL people in the english speaking world to "Miller" in just a few generations!!!!
While this process is taking place we should invent NEW first-names which then can be sold to all the Millers for LOTS of money!!!
Additionally, we have to keep our second-names which will make us VERY attractive to women of unheard-of beauty, wealth and political influence!!!1
Also, all domain-name swith a "Miller" in it should belong to us till the millering is finished.
With all the money and influence the world will be in our hands in a very little time !!!

This plot will also work in other countries (take "Mueller", "Fang" etc.).

Sounds great, eh?

Any additions or improvements are welcome, also other well-thought schemes by some fellow future-world-dominators (or dominatrixes)


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Post by :FI:Falcon » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:17 pm

Quick!

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Someone hit Cider wiff another brick!


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I approve Cider!

Post by :FI:Fenian » Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:45 pm

Please link your new world domination site and talk to Gen about extending the board.

The Austrians come up with such wonderful world domination plans, bless, 'em

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Miller... then you can call me Henry :D

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Cider claims...

Post by :FI:Heloego » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:33 am

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an idea grew in my mind which leads us to COMPLETE WORLD DOMINATION!


Uh, Cider, are you sure you didn't mean "tumor" instead of "idea"? ;) :lol:
...and wear your feckin' mask!!!!! :x
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Post by :FI:Cider » Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:33 pm

Well, Fenian, there's no such site at the moment .

I first have to fight for COMPLETE FAMILY DOMINATION, but the missus
and the kids are fierce enemies.
Think i have to develop some very sinister moves to take over my family.

No, Dan, it's a "humor". ahem.

Thx for the brick, Falcon!

What does "bamboozled" mean?


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Post by :FI:IceFrog » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:07 pm

:FI:Cider wrote:What does "bamboozled" mean?:FI:Cider
Here in the USA it’s part of the marriage vows, but it does go both ways, so I’m told.
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Post by :FI:Scott » Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:57 pm

Bamboozled should be part of the marriage vows here too.
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Post by :FI:Macca » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:15 pm

I don;t know how it is with "Bamboozled" , but bricks are said to be a part of marriage vows...
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"Bamboozled" means...

Post by :FI:Heloego » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:03 am

cheated
conned
deceived
deprived
fooled
fecked
grifted
mislead
seduced
swindled
tricked

This is a multiple-choice answer, so any one or more choices is correct :)

However, for your sake and safety, all the missus needs to know is that you were seduced. She'll take it as a compliment! ;)
...and wear your feckin' mask!!!!! :x
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