Another Blonde joke?

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Another Blonde joke?

Post by :FI:Sneaky_Russian » Thu May 22, 2014 1:42 pm

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times............'
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Re: Another Blonde joke?

Post by :FI:Heloego » Mon May 26, 2014 3:26 am

:badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:
...and wear your feckin' mask!!!!! :x
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Re: Another Blonde joke?

Post by :FI:Genosse » Mon May 26, 2014 7:49 am

Nice one, Sneaker! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I've already heard this one with neo-nazis and members of the german secret service before ... ;)

It's still a good one though ...
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Re: Another Blonde joke?

Post by :FI:Armitage » Fri May 30, 2014 2:01 pm

great,

How does it go with Neo-Nazis and german secret service?
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Re: Another Blonde joke?

Post by :FI:Snoop Baron » Sun Jun 01, 2014 11:57 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Another Blonde joke?

Post by :FI:Blue2 » Wed Jun 04, 2014 1:57 am

=D] Loved it Sneaky, thanks!
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Re: Another Blonde joke?

Post by :FI:Genosse » Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:42 pm

:FI:Armitage wrote:great,

How does it go with Neo-Nazis and german secret service?
Just replace the bikers with any unpopular group of people ... ;)
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