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Should I try and help?

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:49 pm
by Nightcat
Dear Unka Fenster...

I think I noticed something, someone with a really bad ping rate seems to be in love.. not with a sheep or anything normal, oh no..

He seems to be in love with Falcon.. and other times with Willie..

Not sure if I should help him or not? and if I should, how?

What should I do Unka Fen :?

NC

Hmmm...

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:24 am
by :FI:Fenian
I dunno...

Don't like sheep you say?

Like Falcons and Willies?

A small ping?

I don't think they have anything to worry about if the guy has a small ping....

:badgrin:

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:32 pm
by :FI:Falcon
Gah!

Someone/thing ELSE in love wiff me now!?

Sheesh!

I gotta beat'em orf wiff a stick!

...

note to self ...

be very very very careful next time beating them off with a stick.

that bruise lasted forever last time.


Falcon

But...

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:06 am
by :FI:Heloego
...the bruise looks GREAT in 1080i. :D


Unka Fen...

Comedian: "He didn't say the ping is small. He said it is bad."

(From the gallery) "How...bad...is...it?"

Comedian: "It's so bad the only time he can use it is with a cow, but incest is still illegal."

(Canned laughter) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Comedian: "Take my cow...please!"

(Canned laughter) :lol: :lol: :lol:

Comedian: "Two cows walk into a ping. The first cow comments on the look, smell, and taste of the ping. The other cow says, "Aren't ya glad we stepped on it?"

(Canned laughter) :lol:

(Fade to commercial)

Host: Thank you! Thank you! We had a good shew for ya tonight and I sincerely apologize for the comedian with the bad ping.

(Canned Applause) =D] =D] =D] =D]

(Cut to Nappie commercial)

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:34 am
by :FI:Falcon
... was that the first ping

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or the second ping?

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:21 am
by :FI:Nellip
...and the problem with a bad ping is?




...........you normally see it followed by a pong :lol:

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!haG

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:26 pm
by :FI:Fenian
You don't mean to tell me that there is no connection between a BAAAAd ping and a small one?


You guys.... you have 'good pings' yeah....

:badgrin:

Case rested.

*muted chuckles*

8)

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:29 pm
by :FI:Sneaky_Russian
ping? connection? lol good one!

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:13 pm
by :FI:WillieOFS
Oh the pingmanities of it all..
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:40 pm
by AltarBoy
Pffft! Y'awl cowpokes are missin' the point. :roll:

Pings are good. You see, subs use pings to locate targets. A small ping is good ya see 'cause the enemy might not get to pinpoint the source of the ping. Now, a big ping might be bad, 'cause the enemy will detect it and torpedo yer ass outta da water. :lol:

Try as you might, y'awl can't get the old AB...Nah-nah-na-na-nah! :badgrin:

Note to self: Why am I sounding like a an old coot cowboy? Is it the cows, the little Willies or Mr. Chickenlegs himself, me wonder. :lol: