Dear God...

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Honeypot
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Dear God...

Post by Honeypot » Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:38 pm

I sense a deep and troubled soul.

Might I suggest a litre of finest vodka and a couple of bottles of sleeping tablets.

... or perhaps you could just nip down to your local spiritual guidance/counsellor and seek a bit of advice.
...I have obviously offended you and your followers and for that I am truly sorry. It really wasn't my intention, although from your elevated view it must have seemed that way.

Although ridden with guilt, I am the disobedient type and will therefore probably not take your advice to commit suicide. I can take a hint, though, and will refrain from posting again (and you can remove this thread).
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:FI:Falcon
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Post by :FI:Falcon » Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:48 pm

Honeypot,

You must understand that we a local people here

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and you frightened some of us.

Usually, a new guest says hello first before asking our divine uber guru such pressing and deep questions.

There ARE ancient protocols and mystic procedures to be followed ya know?!

You're lucky you were just run off the property.

The last stranger that caused such a ruckus was shot!


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"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."
- The history of Paul Revere's midnight ride, by Sarah Palin.
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Post by God » Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:57 pm

Apology accepted

It was perhaps not the most appropriate way of introducing yourself. You are welcome to carry on posting and seek membership should you wish, though please be aware of where you are posting and to the sensitivities of others who may read your words differently.

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