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two nice poems

Post by :FI:Bowling Bob » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:58 am

FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

cheers,
Joep aka the man with less words ;)
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Re: two nice poems

Post by :FI:Airway » Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:24 am

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Re: two nice poems

Post by :FI:Genosse » Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:02 am

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Re: two nice poems

Post by :FI:Heloego » Thu May 20, 2010 3:22 am

My first wife made the mistake of asking if I thought her behind was too big.

I made the mistake of answering.
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Post by :FI:Bowling Bob » Wed May 26, 2010 10:43 am

:FI:Heloego wrote:My first wife made the mistake of asking if I thought her behind was too big.

I made the mistake of answering.
HAHAHA =D]
At least you gave her a honest anwser, right?
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Post by :FI:Sneaky_Russian » Wed May 26, 2010 10:55 am

My ex asked if her butt was too big, so I pulled away one of the chairs she was sitting on.
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Re: two nice poems

Post by :FI:Heloego » Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:35 am

:FI:Bowling Bob wrote:
:FI:Heloego wrote:My first wife made the mistake of asking if I thought her behind was too big.

I made the mistake of answering.
HAHAHA =D]
At least you gave her a honest anwser, right?
Actually I commented that I was having trouble reading the "Goodyear" logo.
I slept in the spare bedroom for a few days to think about my "honest answer". :)

A week later, she was asking why I wanted a Wide-Angle lens for the VC for Christmas. :badgrin:
...and wear your feckin' mask!!!!! :x
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