must you fly over the carrier first with a loud-speaker shouting please dont shoot, i'm going to drop a bomb on the deck! don't panic its just for fun?

A little boy was lost at in the supermarket. He went up to the security guard and said "I've lost my dad." The security guard asked him "What's he like?" and the little boy replied "Beer, and women with big boobs."

thinking about spending a bit of that hard earned cash hidden under the matress,
should i go with a company like alienware to buy a top end pc or should i just build my own?
thanks

Hi all, my name is Paul and i have been playing 1946 since christmas, the best reason to be late for work in the morning ever. :p I'm getting married in 5 weeks and buzzing around in my a-20 is the best way to relax during this pre-nupital period! I'm sure though when the ball and chain is firmly se...

what do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls??




SPARKY!


my nephew keeps giving me these jokes...

fianna fall were worried last week that they went from 3 seats in the dail to two seats!

Mary Hearney took the two of them!

sorry, i know its bad, i just had to tell someone else...

dorkey cootieface!

feel like cletus from simpsons lol