Thanks, dude. Will remember that. It was my first time there. The part of Queens I stayed had a lot of East-Indians that I thought I was back home. :lol: But Manhatten was nice. Spent a few days there. But I think I'll buy a house in the Hampdens just as soon as I find that drug money Pablo Escobar ...

Any Harley bikes there? Love them Hogs! They banned airshows here because of the safety factors. Last time they had one I sat inside an A-6 Intruder. Man, I missed those days.

Well next time I visit I'll let ya know beforehand. But beware Beck's Non-Alcoholic beer gets me drunk!

Hee hee! I'm a perv! I'm a perv! You should see what happened to the sheep.

Visited there some time ago and plan to stop over there again. 1) Took bloody 12 hours to reach NY via Miami on American Airlines. Rude customer service in Miami that I thought I landed in France! :lol: Immigration officials made snide remarks like "Should we let them in?" 2) Connecting fl...

Anyone got the nude mod? If you kill off someone and take their clothes...well. Did that to a female and finally saw what Victoria's Secret underwear looks like.

Nah, she didn't mind.

I got all the mods from a m8 of mine. All I had to do was allow him to spy on my sexy neighbour.

Russian military humour

American journalist in Chechnya talking to a Russian military official:
"General, I'd like to meet one of your courageous Russian soldiers."

Russian general:
"Me too."

When you return bring back some sheep for Macca!

Good ones m8! Gotta tell my fellow controllers those. :D Here's another: 2 Canadian Spitfire fighter pilots were being bawled at by their commander for not bagging enough german ground targets during WW2. So during a sortie one of them came across some german trucks. "Red Angel 1 to Red Angel 2...

CORRECT COUNT A cadet was making his first parachute jump. The instructor noticed with a sinking heart that the chute was not opening. "What is he doing? I've told him a thousand times to count till three, and then pull the ring!" The cadet reached the ground with a heavy thud. The instruc...

An air traffic controller lost contact with a Fokker aircraft and contacted an American Airlines flight in the area. "American 1868 did you see a Fokker aircraft in your sector?" The AA pilot scanned the horizon and picked up the aircraft. "Tower, affirmative, I have the Fokker in sig...

I was cleaning out some stuff and came across this old sim. So I load it up and forgot how nice this game is. Flying Israeli jets is awesome! In one historical mission I had to take out a runway and destroy parked Syrian MiGs in my Mirage. Sweeeeeeet! Too bad EA Games stopped making sims and moved i...

I don't go to Finland 'cause there ain't no rum there and sheep to keep you warm at nights.